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Call it, say...

"surf Christian"...

(Or, my thoughts on the sales of a polka-dotted hippopotamus ;D)

Or, don't! :D Call it all something else. Think something else. Yay!
Know what I mean, Vern?

Jesus was a Transformer robot. He turned into a Book. :D

So, I have this idea about the Gospel of Jesus...

Like, what is the Gospel? Everything Jesus ever said, right?

("Walk the extra mile, turn a spare cheek or three," the farming metaphor, the parable of the friendly Good Samaritan, faith of a mustard seed, "The Golden Rule", "cast the first stone", etc...)

So anyways, it's like he came right back as a book, in Gospel form, and kept right on at it. If you see what I mean.

That's what makes us "the body of Christ," right? "We're him now."

Awesome stuff! I keep the Gospel in my pocket.

Jesus wasn't lying when he said he was comin' right back. We just weren't supposed to get what he meant yet, if you see.

Don't get me wrong, lots of other good stuff out there, "as soup is to sandwich"... It's a big planet, anyone can fast, good is good, and everywhere there is peace there is God. The parable of the Good Samaritan teaches us that.

We say Jesus was 'king of kings.' The guy knew how to teach, if nothing else, ey? But, other people have known God. Don't miss the forest for the trees, you know?

You figure God would be feeding the people something good, right? I'm a Tai-Chi guy, I like dancin', ha!

So anyway, I call that whole thing "surf Christianity." Or, you might say, "Hare Christianity..."

Oh yeah! Here's God's favorite prayer: Click! -->

And also, the beginning of the book of John, which is essential to understanding what we're trying to tell you:

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

The same was in the beginning with God.

Through [the same] all things were made; without [that same] nothing was made that has been made.

In [that same Word] was life itself, and that life was the light of men.
The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood it. (?? !! ??)

There came a man who was sent from God; his name was John the Baptist.
He came as a witness to testify concerning that light,
so that through him all men might believe.
He himself was not the light; he came only as a witness to the light.
The true light that gives light to every man "was coming into the world"...


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